1. Coffee is the element that Prometheus stole from Mount Olympus for humanity's benefit. Not fire! (Myths are mostly lies.)
2. Drinking three cups of Starbucks in quick succession produces enough energy in your body to condense all of the matter in your extremities. Basically, it will fuse your fingers and toes together creating handsome and useful hooves!
3. The gods (of Olympus) consider the creation of decaf an unforgivable blasphemy. If you've ever had it, even if it's by accident, Zeus and his buddies are plotting bad things for you. I know drinking coffee after dinner keeps you up at night, but it's just not worth the ire of the immortals.
4. Coffee cannot be created or destroyed. Every cup you drink has passed through another person at least twice! That's why they don't let non-customers use the bathrooms at coffee shops. They don't want non-coffee drinkers messing up their reclamation system.
5. One cup of coffee produces enough energy to keep you feeling alert for up to 10 minutes! Wow! The average person only needs 144 cups to be alert for 24 hours!
6. The word "coffee" comes from the Arabic word meaning "filtered mud"
These are truly unbelievable!!! such a fun read... am off to get my hooves :P
ReplyDeleteWhen I say unbelievable, I totally mean it:)
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