My dog, Rumo, is a very special and rare breed. He is a SnubNosed Fortune-Telling Snugglehound. If you think he looks like a pug, you are sadly mistaken. It goes without saying that I went to great effort and expense to procure such a creature. He performs a variety of services for me and my community. He reads tarot cards for the blind, he synthesizes odors from the underworld, he keeps secrets for clergymen, and he barks whenever he sees ghosts (There are so many ghosts!) The most important function that he serves for me is as a dream interpreter. I thought that I would share his services with you, dear reader! Yesterday, a few curious souls submitted their dreams for interpretation.
Gabriel: My brothers and I were rummaging through the garage. I was able to fix a ladder to the wall to optimize on space: it felt good to know how to do it. My next older brother was in the back, sorting through things. My oldest brother and I were talking and smiling while he was sitting down and he was sorting through a chest of drawers in his lap.
Rumo says that to dream of accidentally harming someone suggests that you have some pent up guilt or anxiety. Riding on a bike while doing so shows that you are working to achieve balance in your life. You’re anxious about how your actions and decisions will affect those around you. Rumo suggests that you fix yourself a big bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios and drop it on the floor. Lapping cereal and milk off of tile or hardwood is a great way of gaining new perspective on a situation.
Colin-”I had a dream Tuesday night that I was running up these spiral steps that were falling apart.”
Oh wow. He’s adamant about the meaning for this one. Rumo is telling you that you’re going through a time of transition. The fact that the stairs keep falling apart suggests that you need guidance in getting to the next phase. Rumo suggests that you look into buying a boat and invest at least most of your cash into greyhound racing this weekend. Good luck!
Shawna: I went to a baseball game with Keith and Jenna, but they wouldn’t let me ride in their car because Keith had dog lice and they didn’t want me to get it.
Rumo has dog lice sometimes too. Sorry, Dream Keith. Rumo says that when you see lice and other pests in dreams it means that you’re feeling frustration and irritation. Since they’re not on you, it means that your frustration is aimed at Keith. This is probably because he is a strawberry murderer. You need to confront Keith by calling him out and stealing his wallet. Also, the car is meant to signify that you’re ready to make a big investment. Have you considered buying a boat?
Natasha: I dreamed of a high school boyfriend, he died a few years ago. But we were back in high school, young and having fun with old friends and everything. It wasn’t romantic or anything….then I couldn’t find him.
Rumo thinks that your dream is a way of keeping his memory alive. You were experiencing old friends and places as a way for your mind to experience a more carefree time. Rumo suggests that you get outside of your normal routine and make some new memories. Have you ever been to the Birmingham Race Course? Rumo suggests putting $250 on PJ in a Rush. She’s a champion dog-athlete!
Adam: I used to have a dream as a child where Tim Curry and Martin Mull were chasing me through a graveyard and I fell into an open grave. Not that I want that analyzed. They were dressed as Wadsworth and Colonel Mustard.
Rumo thinks that you watched Clue a few too many times in your formative years. You need to look into renting Jumanji, Zathura, and Battleship and watching those seven times each. Rumo promises mental health and serenity if you devote 35 hours of your weekend to playing Scene It.
Gabriel: My brothers and I were rummaging through the garage. I was able to fix a ladder to the wall to optimize on space: it felt good to know how to do it. My next older brother was in the back, sorting through things. My oldest brother and I were talking and smiling while he was sitting down and he was sorting through a chest of drawers in his lap.
Rumo says that dreaming about moving furniture or completing household chores with your family shows that you are going out of your way to please others. It also indicates that you might be changing your ways and you are in the process of reevaluating relationships or attitudes. The fact that you were able to optimize on space and feel good about it shows that you are well on the way to figuring out a pivotal truth. Have you ever sent a steak through the mail? Rumo says that your revelation will be fully realized when you send a sirloin steak (16 oz.) to PO Box 12449, Birmingham, AL 35209. Wow.
Gavin: In a dream a couple of days ago, I rode my bike over a stranger’s head! They were repairing a car, but obviously had their feet under the car and not their head! I said sorry and can’t remember anymore of the dream!
Rumo says that to dream of accidentally harming someone suggests that you have some pent up guilt or anxiety. Riding on a bike while doing so shows that you are working to achieve balance in your life. You’re anxious about how your actions and decisions will affect those around you. Rumo suggests that you fix yourself a big bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios and drop it on the floor. Lapping cereal and milk off of tile or hardwood is a great way of gaining new perspective on a situation.
Rumo, your analyses are spot-on. I did not know you had that talent. Do you also read tea leaves or palms?
ReplyDeleteI am very proud of him! Yes, Rumo reads tea leaves and palms and sometimes coffee grounds. We might explore his abilities further in another blog post.
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