10 Places Everyone Must Visit Before Death

I don’t like to brag, but I’ve been to a lot of killer-cool places in my life. I’ve composed a list of the best places in the universe. Please consider seeing these sights before your inevitable demise.

1. Pikes Peak, Colorado-Witness the majesty of nature’s beauty from one of the highest peaks in North America.
   
2. That place at work where the air always smells like garlic toast-Bring a mason jar to capture the inexplicable essence of hot bread. Bring two if you want share it with your roommates and bedfellows!
   
3. The bathroom -Duh.
   
4. CoffeePot- This is where I am right now. My heart dwells in this place.
   
5. CoffeeShop-My wallet dwells in this place. I love you, nitro-cold-coffee drink at Seeds Coffee Company
   
6. Outside-It’s really big and it can take some getting used to. A creature stole blood from my arm while I was there the other day! What a world.
   
7. Parents-They miss you. Please visit them
   

   
8. The best spot on the couch-My dog is always fighting me for the place with the perfect butt-groove on the right side of the cushion. It is the ultimate in relaxation. Don’t let a four-legged lunatic keep you from enjoying yourself.
   
   
   
9. Internet-Well done! You’re there now! It has all the things. Frankly, it makes the rest of my list irrelevant.
   
10. This Asian place!-From what I've seen in the picture hanging on my wall, this is a happenin' town. I don't know where it is yet, but I am certain that the cuisine is unparalleled and the locals are kindly.