Health and Fitness for Winners and Millionaires

Many people have things that are called "bodies". Bodies are the fleshy cars that tote the mind to movies, railroads, and gas stations. Experts agree that bodies need fuel and care and exercise and stuff so they can keep the mind from being dead. I've collected so many great tips for taking care of your brain car! Just remember the kindly N.U.T.R.I.A

1. Nourishment-Your body loves to eat things! Have you noticed a noisy cavity near the bottom of your face? That's called the "tooth-hole". The tooth-hole is where you deposit fuel for your body. Nutritionists agree that brightly colored items are the most healthy for you. Don't hesitate to crunch into rare and colorful fuels. The more difficult it is to chew, the better it is for you!

2. Ukulele-Exercise equipment comes in many shapes and sizes. Science says that this is the greatest tool for body-strengthening. Allow your long-toed paws to jangle on the sound-fibers! You will soon become strong and attractive!

3. Thunder-Sometimes sound vibrations come from the sky. Your body knows that it's important for your fleshy exterior to immerse itself in the glorious sky shouting. When rain comes your way, lay outside on the lawn. You will soak up premium thunder so your body might be courageous and supple.

4. Rabies-Remember the moving picture and book called Old Yeller? There was a dog who was sick and foamy and growly? This was because of a disease called "rabies". Allow wild animals to bite you so you might exchange your puny human weakness for the rage of an insulted raccoon!

5. Idleness-If you use your body too much, it could break. All people know that the brain-car could turn you into a ghost at any time. That's why it is important to sit very still most of the time. Don't move unless it is absolutely necessary!

6. Aftershave-It makes you smell fresh and sexy! Splash it on body parts to make the opposite sex desire company! Your brain will appreciate this.