Step 1: Determine whether you live in a place. If so, where? This is important, as different places have their own denominations of cash money. For example: America uses dollars, England uses Lbs., and Europe uses EuroCoins. It is essential that you know which symbol is best for where your house is.
Step 2:Find a material that is flat and foldable. You need to be able to write things on it, so be sure that it is at least partially blank. You can see in the photo that I have used a blank sheet of paper for my purposes. Fun fact: Most money is made from paper! If you can get your hands on some folding paper, you’re on the right track!
Step 3: Find a wallet! You need to make sure that your folding paper will fit in one of these. If your money is the wrong size, you’re sure to be embarrassed!
Step 4: Use scissors to cut the money into a rectangle that is the correct size. IT IS CRUCIAL THAT YOU USE SCISSORS! Don’t use your hands or teeth to rip the paper! Money can be traded for goods and services, so don’t be sloppy!
Step 5: Decorate it with important symbols and colors! Remember when I asked about where you live? Now is the time to use that information to decorate your paper. My money needs the American sign which is an “S” with two lines through it. Cashiers and bankers will be expecting to see it on any money that they handle.
Step 6: You get double the value if you draw a patriot on one side of the paper (I chose Billy Corgan of The Smashing Pumpkins) and a majestic bird somewhere. A government building wouldn’t go amiss. Impress the banker by drawing his/her house! It’s a great way to stretch a buck. Protip: Money is always green.
Step 7: Bonus level: Coins-Do you want some of that lovely clinking pocket change? Don’t worry. If you feel ready, I can tell you about making some of that too. Start by prying the lids off of beverages.
Congratulations, idiot! You just learned how to make money! You’re ready for a night on the town.
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